join us button

doglogo

"Bad" Ideas?

bar

From the mudgeon master:


But what ... is it good for?

        Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division

        of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.



Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

        H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.



We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

        Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.



Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.

        Lord Kelvin (1824-1907), president, Royal Society, 1895.



I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and

not Gary Cooper.

        Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in

        "Gone With The Wind."



A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say

America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.

        Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.



If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The

literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.

        Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives

        for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.



This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered

as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.

        Western Union internal memo, 1876.



The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value.   Who would pay

for a message sent to nobody in particular?

        David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings

        for investment in the radio in the 1920s.



The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better

than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible.

        A Yale University management professor in response to Fred

        Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service.

        (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)



I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with

the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that

won't last out the year.

        The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957



Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.

        Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.



Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

        Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872



The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the

intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.

        Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon,

        appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.



Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?

You're crazy.

        Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist

        to his project to drill for oil in 1859.



So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even

built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us?

Or we' ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll

come work  for you.'  And they said, you. You haven't got through

college yet.'

        Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get

        Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's

        personal computer.



Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and

reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against

which to react.   He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily

in high schools.

        1921 New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard's

        revolutionary rocket work.



I recommend a book by Arthur C. Clarke called _Profiles of the Future_.

The early chapters include "The failure of nerve" and "The failure of

imagination" which discuss the problems associated with prediction.



"Space travel," said the Astronomer Royal of Great Britain in 1956, "is

utter bilge."



'Twas founded be th' Puritans to give thanks f'r

bein' presarved fr'm th' Indyans, an'...we keep

it to give thanks we are presarved fr'm th' Puritans.

         Mr. Dooley's Opinions [1900]. Thanksgiving

        Finley Peter Dunne  [Mr. Dooley]   1867-1936

bar

 logo
NetPetsŪ Main Page
  contact information

Main Library

Bonnie Dalzell's Humor Index

  dog
The Dog Center